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Northern Cambria, Pa.

Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Pennsylvanians.;

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May,
you may live in Pennsylvania.

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they
don't even work there,
you may live in Pennsylvania.

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live
in Pennsylvania.

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who
dialed a wrong number,
you may live in Pennsylvania.

If "vacation" means going anywhere south of Harrisburg for the
weekend,
you may live in Pennsylvania.

If you measure distance in hours,
you may live in Pennsylvania.

If you know several people who have hit a deermore than once,
you may live in Pennsylvania.

If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and
back again,
you may live in Pennsylvania.

If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging
blizzard without flinching,
you may live in Pennsylvania.

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but
leave both doors unlocked,
you may live in Pennsylvania.

3/6/2014 1:39:36 PM

Northern Cambria, Pa.

If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use
them,
you may live in Pennsylvania.

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a
snowsuit,
you may live in Pennsylvania.

If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph - you're going 80 and
everybody is passing you,
you may live in Pennsylvania.

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are
filled with snow,
you may live in Pennsylvania.

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter
and road construction,
you may live in Pennsylvania.

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car,
you may live in Pennsylvania ...

If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly",
you may live in Pennsylvania.

If you actually understand these jokes,
you definitely do live - or have lived - in Pennsylvania.

3/6/2014 1:39:59 PM

Karns City PA

Soooo True !! Proud Pennsylvanian lol

3/6/2014 5:29:26 PM

East Jordan, MI

LOL Larry!

I especially liked:

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in Pennsylvania.
(we are living it this year in Ohio for sure)

3/6/2014 6:45:44 PM

France

lollllllllll

3/7/2014 2:55:40 PM

Sourthern Utah

man this made me laugh,,

3/7/2014 7:15:36 PM

aurora, IL

Very funny!!! :)

3/8/2014 12:21:05 AM

Napa Ca.

Is this what we have to look forward to next year
in Wilkes - Barre?

3/8/2014 10:11:50 PM

Napa Ca.

Dave said it was just like vegas!

3/8/2014 10:12:25 PM

Eastern Pennsylvania

Oh man I definitely live in PA

3/9/2014 5:28:27 AM

Central Minnesota

I thought that was the Minnesota list :-)

3/10/2014 9:20:47 AM