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Muddy Waters

Whats long & hard on a giant watermelon grower??

12/6/2013 6:06:51 PM

Muddy Waters

The 4th grade.LOL

12/6/2013 6:07:13 PM

Muddy Waters

If you have clean joke, please post it.

12/6/2013 6:26:11 PM

Ky

You call that clean :)

12/6/2013 6:45:15 PM

Alaska

Thinking whether or not to graft next year. Hummm?

12/6/2013 7:11:36 PM

Muddy Waters

Yes its perfectly clean Otis!!

12/6/2013 7:32:23 PM

Owensboro, Ky.

I walked into a bar one day, with Handy, and a Monkey....asked for a Rum & coke...the bartender said...we don't serve Monkeys in this bar...I said..."Don't worry Handy don't drink"!!!!!! Peace, Wayne

12/7/2013 2:24:59 AM

Owensboro, Ky.

LOL, I Hope!!!!!!

12/7/2013 2:25:13 AM

formerly RGG

lol

12/7/2013 7:09:19 AM

Muddy Waters

LOL Wayne. Man walks into a bar dressed like a grilled cheese sandwich & ask for a rum & coke.Bartender replied.Im sorry we dont serve food.LOL

12/7/2013 7:50:39 AM

Muddy Waters

Ok PW Heres a better one.I heard they were going to make a movie about Handyhomegrown and the watermelon forum on BP.After several months they canned the idea.They couldn't find enough clowns.LOL! If you cant laugh at yourself.Its time to go home.LOL!!!

12/7/2013 8:29:55 AM

Gays Mills, Wisconsin

winter

12/7/2013 9:10:00 AM

Corbin, KY

Good to see you back Wayne. No Joke!

12/7/2013 10:46:12 AM

50 Acres

Missed your humor Wayne, Welcome back.

12/7/2013 11:00:20 AM

Butler,PA

These two young, beautiful blondes walk into a bar....
and the one screams, "OUCH.....THAT HURT!"

12/7/2013 1:27:19 PM

Muddy Waters

Yes welcome back PW !!

12/7/2013 1:41:49 PM

Mill Bay, British Columbia

Q: When do you go at red and stop at green?
A: When you're eating a watermelon.

Q: Why do watermelons have fancy weddings?
A: Because they cantaloupe

12/7/2013 1:50:59 PM

Linden, Mi.,

Two blondes were going to Tenn. when they came to a sign on the x way that read Tenn. left, so they went back home !

12/7/2013 1:54:09 PM

Deerfield, Michigan

What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Dam....

12/7/2013 7:28:05 PM

Owensboro, Ky.

Handy, I can't believe you made a joke about not enough clowns on BP.com!!!!!! and funnier yet, thought the idea about a movie about Handy Home Grown!!!!! was true??? Funniest for the ages!!!! ROFLOL!!!! How do you come up with such good ones? Peace, Wayne
Oh yeah, go at red stop at green is good too!!!!!!

12/8/2013 12:32:03 AM

Owensboro, Ky.

Dam!!!!

12/8/2013 12:32:39 AM

Ireland

I once read a signpost that said "Secret military base this way -->"

12/8/2013 7:35:50 AM

Brooklyn Corner, Nova Scotia

Q: What happens if life gives you melons?
A: Your dyslexic

12/8/2013 8:16:40 AM

Muddy Waters

If life gives me melons! I hope there double DDs

12/8/2013 7:16:40 PM

Eastern Pennsylvania

Ha Andy it took me a few minutes to figure that one out! Ha!

12/8/2013 7:22:33 PM

Eastern Pennsylvania

Q: Why did the grower quit growing giant pumpkins and switch to giant melons?

A: because he realized he really wasn't that good of a grower!

12/8/2013 7:26:33 PM

Piqua, Ohio

ouch

12/8/2013 8:37:42 PM

Torrance, Ca.

lol

12/8/2013 8:50:27 PM

Eastern Pennsylvania

All in good fun, I grow melons too! Well I try at least :)

12/8/2013 11:18:26 PM

The North Coast

who acts like Hulk Hogan with the head of a donkeys hind quarters?

12/9/2013 7:19:26 AM

Owensboro, Ky.

I would guess Handy, but no proof available!!!! LOL Peace, Wayne LOL again!!!!!

12/10/2013 2:58:49 PM

Muddy Waters

Thxs PW!!lol

12/10/2013 7:41:38 PM