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central Nc

Hey guys, Time to pony up to save one of our own. I've been hiding him in my basement for a week now but I can't deal with his cat eating my plants anymore. Let's get some money together to get him a proper hideout. I did get him to autograph my Hurricanes hockey stick though so we can auction that off if needed.

https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/detroit/2021/01/25/wixom-man-beat-police-10-times-hockey-stick-capitol-assault/4246387001/

1/27/2021 8:51:40 AM

Central NY

Lol

1/27/2021 9:44:49 AM

Grittyville, WA

He won the mega millions/ powerball lottery. He bought the ticket at his local Kroger/Fred Meyer. But he quickly squandered it gambling. He bet me 1,000 bucks (and he was so confident he gave me 1,000,000 to 1 odds) that he could finish his puzzle in five days and, well, lost that bet so now he is broke again... he thought 2020 was rough well just 30 days into 2021 he already owes $300 million in taxes. Now the feds have got him on tape yelling its kinda garbled but it sounds like "I... SHOW AL GORE WHERE HE... PUT... CLIMATE HOCKEY STICK."

Poor guy. Anything helps.

1/27/2021 11:29:16 AM

On top of Brush Mountain, Pa.

Is this really one of our tomato people?

1/27/2021 11:37:01 AM

Johnston, Iowa

Between the Capitol riot beatings, and winning Mega Millions jackpot, its a banner week for the notorious residents of Wixom, MI!

1/27/2021 2:15:27 PM

50 Acres

Ok! I got 96 cent increase on my old age pen cheque. I could give you one months worth. :>) Jim

1/27/2021 3:54:36 PM

Upper Strasburg, PA

Maybe Marty McSorley can help smuggle him into Canada and then off to a country that won’t extradite him.

1/27/2021 5:05:12 PM

On top of Brush Mountain, Pa.

He said this is not him. More fake news. Was this on Fox too?

1/28/2021 10:10:23 AM

Grittyville, WA

Plenty of warm milk and lullabys over on CNN. Knock yourself out.

1/28/2021 2:44:30 PM

Wixom MI.

The story of a Wixom man being charged for hitting a capital officer with a hockey stick is true but the joke that wolfpack is doing is relating this story to me because i use the Wixom name for my bp name. Wolfpack got the story out of my diary as a joke so i know its just a joke but when do i get this go fund me money wolfpack ??? Im sure its in the 1,000's by now ???

1/28/2021 4:01:32 PM

central Nc

I'm waiting to see if you took the lump sum or annuity Wixom. Like grandma said, Can't let you spend it all in one place!

1/28/2021 4:15:02 PM

Central NY

I was praying that chris hit it...

1/28/2021 5:05:00 PM

Wixom MI.

I can't get ahold of the guy i rent property space from for my garden and buisness because i know he does his shopping at the Kroger store were the Billion dollar ticket was sold ???? So if my garden looks more like ian pattons greenhouses next year i might know more than im saying !!! :-)

1/28/2021 7:11:24 PM

Team Canuckle Heads

At 10 cents a bottle I think I've got $12 - $14 worth of empty beer bottles for the go fund me

1/28/2021 8:49:24 PM

Team Canuckle Heads

At 10 cents a bottle I think I've got $12 - $14 worth of empty beer bottles for the go fund me

1/28/2021 8:49:27 PM

Team Canuckle Heads

Wolfpack maybe we should try and sneak him into Canada and hide him out at my house. I also have a cat and if they eat my plants they'll mellow right out

1/28/2021 8:52:22 PM

On top of Brush Mountain, Pa.

Has anyone considered a Yard Sale? Tee-shirt sale online? So many ways to do this. What should it say on the tee -shirts? Also might want to think about selling the cat?

1/29/2021 9:33:11 AM

50 Acres

I think your right Marv. I'v got the vision now. Wixom in a Pumpkin orange prison jump suit, peering out thru the jail cell bars. :>) Jim

1/29/2021 10:53:52 AM