New Growers Forum
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Subject: TIME FOR SOME NEW T-SHIRT SLOGANS
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pap |
Rhode Island
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time for some new giant veggie slogans so here goes. what would your slogan be?lets make those new growers feel welcome-lol
1.your pumpkin sucks 2.pollinated by hand job 3.junior weighoff is tomorrow not today 4.my pumpkin is bigger than yours 5.leave it on the truck we will take your word for it 6.you been growing that how long? 7.after weighing pls place in dumpster 8.no duck tape over holes while on scale 9.my stem fell off 10.pls dont touch the stem
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8/25/2014 5:07:03 PM
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WiZZy |
President - GPC
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ItZ a fruit not a couch......
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8/25/2014 5:27:30 PM
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Darren C (Team Big-N-Orange) |
Omaha, Ne.
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Are those real O O
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8/25/2014 5:31:50 PM
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KC Kevin |
Mission Viejo, CA
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Ouch Pap. Ouch.. LOL
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8/25/2014 6:09:36 PM
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cheddah |
norway , maine
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Haha...numbers 1 and 5 belong on a t-shirt.Good stuff Pap.
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8/25/2014 7:34:04 PM
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swaintech |
churchville, ny
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Your wife left you for THIS! I didn't need a compressor - I blew it up myself It would have been a world record - damn woodchuck
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8/25/2014 9:12:00 PM
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Porkchop |
Central NY
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Can I sit on yer kid?
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8/25/2014 9:40:50 PM
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Frank and Tina |
South East
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yes,we feed it milk!
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8/25/2014 10:05:26 PM
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Nor-Cal_BP |
Concord, CA.
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Excellent Frank &Tina, thanks for the laugh! I just may get one saying that!
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8/26/2014 8:58:52 PM
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baitman |
Central Illinois
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You may do better with field pumpkins
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8/27/2014 9:27:02 AM
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damario |
3430 Tulln/Austria/Europe
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On wifes' Shirt: My husband has a bigger pumpkin than you!
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8/27/2014 9:48:08 AM
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Pumpking |
Germany
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You better study the difference between a MALE BUD and a FEMALE BUD with a six-pack of cans next year!
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8/27/2014 9:50:05 AM
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Pumpking |
Germany
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Size doesn´t matter. (Mine is heavier than yours!)
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8/27/2014 9:51:27 AM
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Pumpking |
Germany
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No, we ORANGE GROWERS don´t have trees in our patch!
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8/27/2014 9:53:03 AM
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Pumpking |
Germany
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Why did you leave the big one at home?
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8/27/2014 9:55:14 AM
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Orangeneck (Team HAMMER) |
Eastern Pennsylvania
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Pumpkins are orange
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8/27/2014 10:07:25 AM
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LB |
Farming- a bunch of catastrophies that result in a lifestyle
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Can I have your baby next year?
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8/27/2014 4:19:17 PM
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wixom grower ( The Polish Hammer) |
Wixom MI.
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size realy does make a differance !!!
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8/27/2014 4:53:31 PM
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wixom grower ( The Polish Hammer) |
Wixom MI.
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damario put that on your wifes t-shirt
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8/27/2014 4:56:48 PM
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wixom grower ( The Polish Hammer) |
Wixom MI.
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Sorry damario, I may have crossed the line on that last post, sounded different in my head.
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8/27/2014 5:08:19 PM
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Spence*** |
Home of happy lil plants
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I stole charile browns pumpkin!
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8/27/2014 7:26:55 PM
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Scott_B |
Columbia, Kentucky
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my other pumpkin is in the...patch.
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8/27/2014 9:53:11 PM
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Richard |
Minnesota
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Should say something to do with, "part of the family", you know, you spend all your time with it, talk about, spend your free time thinking about it, then you put a sheet over it, a quilt when its cool!
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8/28/2014 12:06:17 AM
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Smallmouth |
Upa Creek, Mo
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"If you were fed milk for 3 months and didn't get to poop once, you'd be pretty big n'bloated too".
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8/28/2014 7:56:17 AM
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don young |
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WANTED women with tiller and garden tools, please send picture of tiller
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8/28/2014 9:42:09 AM
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WiZZy |
President - GPC
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This pumpkin makeZ you butt look BIG
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8/28/2014 10:06:40 AM
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cntryboy |
East Jordan, MI
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Giant Pumpkin Growing is not just a hobby, its a lifestyle
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8/29/2014 10:24:53 PM
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Iowegian |
Anamosa, IA BPIowegian@aol.com
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Women want me, cucumber beetles fear me.
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8/29/2014 11:40:21 PM
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Big City Grower (Team coming out of retirement ) |
JACKSON, WISCONSIN. ; )
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Size maters......
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8/30/2014 12:37:47 AM
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Mike F. |
Hanson Ma
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Pictures of my kids? have you seen my pumpkins?
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8/30/2014 4:55:06 AM
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Bubba Presley |
Muddy Waters
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Growing Pumpkins is like a porno convention Everybody has a big one!
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8/30/2014 5:16:08 AM
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afveteran |
Deerfield, Michigan
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(Insert club name here)Grows-em-BIG.
Don't step in my patch unless your pulling weeds.
Giant Pumpkin Growers love their soil.
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8/30/2014 6:04:03 AM
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LB |
Farming- a bunch of catastrophies that result in a lifestyle
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This is just my practice pumpkin
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8/30/2014 6:59:42 AM
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pap |
Rhode Island
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some really great replies. see what we can do when we put our minds to it --- lol
bubba gets my vote as best one liner of the post. pap
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8/30/2014 9:54:41 AM
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pumpkin carver |
Griffith, In
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I grow giant pumpkins,,,What's your super power???
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9/19/2014 1:09:20 AM
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Pumpkin Farm |
Going Green
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Oh look! They have them in miniature now!
That splotched white and green thing looks like your backside!
How come Pumpkin Growers look more like their pumpkins after a few years?
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12/30/2014 9:44:05 AM
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