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Rhode Island

I got all bad seeds - none of them germinated ?
PROBABLY TO COLD IN THAT WINDOW SILL

Should i start adding milk to my feeding program from day one?
YES BUT ONLY USE 2 % SO THEY DONT GROW TO FAST

Should i get help when adjusting for stem stress ?
NAW JUST KEEP TURNING UNTIL YOU HEAR A SNAPPING SOUND

How do i know when to stop adding growth products ?
WHEN THE VINE TIPS RESEMBLE YOUR WEDDING NIGHT

How do i get more lbs per day gains ?
TRY WRAPPING THE TAPE AROUND YOUR WRIST A COUPLE OF TIMES

Im sick and tired of being beaten each year by the same people-what should i do?
FIND A NEW WEIGH-OFF SITE

What should i do with my woodchuck problem?
TRAP AND DROP OFF AT YOUR NEAREST RIVALS PATCH (also eliminates the need to find a new weigh-off site)

What is the rule of thumb for dropping off your pumpkin?
IF ITS SMALL GO EARLY THEN FADE INTO THE BACKGROUND-IF ITS A CONTENDER? SHOW UP AS LATE AS POSSIBLE SO AS TO DRAW ATTENTION TO YOURSELF

Hope this helps everyone

Pap

4/25/2022 11:03:01 AM

Grittyville, WA

I should stop using skim milk and bump it up a notch... :)

4/25/2022 2:00:59 PM

Westmoreland, KS

The wedding night one is my favorite!

4/25/2022 2:14:24 PM

Georgia

The funniest post in a long time.

4/25/2022 3:31:57 PM

Central Illinois

Thanks Pap

4/26/2022 5:14:48 AM

Sharon, MA

Thanks Abby Pappy. Your answers to age old questions are priceless.

4/26/2022 8:09:54 AM

Hopedale Ohio

Thanks, I needed that, and I'll chart by My second marriage

4/26/2022 3:44:13 PM

Roseville CA

Me over here ferociously writing notes down.

4/27/2022 4:12:31 AM

Colorado

These answers should be the intro page for Don Langevins next pumpkin book.

4/27/2022 10:38:38 AM

Long Island,New York

I use half n half on mine.....always get heavy to the chart fruit.

4/29/2022 10:57:22 AM