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central Nc

...your wife confronts you about your pantyhose purchases.

what else you got? i think it is the beginning of a great tshirt design. ha

7/6/2018 11:50:13 AM

Johnston, Iowa

Ha!

7/6/2018 11:57:15 AM

Walkerton Ont

lol

7/6/2018 1:20:05 PM

Mn

1) don't actually eat tomatoes but grow 35 tomato plants....
2) you use a $100 electric tooth brush for pollinating
3) Compare your new born child's weight to the weight of your biggest tomato. (tomato was bigger by the way :)

7/6/2018 1:45:06 PM

Grittyville, WA

if you notice its 8:22 in the morning and you dont know of any 822 lb pumpkins...

7/6/2018 2:44:45 PM

Grittyville, WA

ps how big a tomato will qualify me as a giant tomato grower lol

7/6/2018 2:48:41 PM

Lebanon, Oregon

...You hear "dinner is ready" coming from the house 2x. You forget about because you are dealing with your plants. Thirty minutes later you go into the house to find your dinner in the garbage. Point taken.

7/6/2018 8:13:58 PM

Lebanon, Oregon

...You hear "dinner is ready" coming from the house 2x. You forget about because you are dealing with your plants. Thirty minutes later you go into the house to find your dinner in the garbage. Point taken.

7/6/2018 8:13:59 PM

Virginia

Your wife confronts you on the horrid fishsmell coming from the 55 gal bubbling barrel spilling brown foam all over.

7/6/2018 8:37:19 PM

Norfolk, UK

Your children are called Domingo or some variation of Zac...

7/7/2018 8:25:06 AM

Norfolk, UK

P.s. i’m Going to have grow a 10lb + tomato to outweigh the son’s weight. Sheesh.

7/7/2018 8:27:02 AM

Central NY

....You spend the off season sizing up 5lb bags of sugar at the grocery store...

7/7/2018 8:52:20 AM

Bloomington Indiana

You people need help!haha

7/7/2018 10:43:27 AM

On a cliff in the desert

It becomes more important in the spring to germinate and care for giant tomato plants for competition than growing cherry and regular tomato plants for eating. You can always buy cherry and regular plants at the store if lack of care causes them to die after you germinate them. I found my regular plants this year growing alongside my driveway courtesy of my neighbor's plants last year. :-)

7/7/2018 1:41:32 PM

On top of Brush Mountain, Pa.

you are reading this.

7/7/2018 9:59:40 PM

Eastern Shore of VA

^——winner

7/7/2018 10:58:50 PM

On a cliff in the desert

Yes I was reading this. I was scolded and punished for germinating 16 poblano and 10 regular and cherry tomato plants and letting them all die while all my competition plants thrived.

7/8/2018 1:30:07 AM

On a cliff in the desert

Do you want me to make something up like my neighbors are outside with their kids, they check their toddlers diapers when I am putting down fertilizer?

7/8/2018 12:26:11 PM

Arizona

When your testing slings that can hold 10# with two bags of sugar..

7/8/2018 1:06:28 PM

Central NY

I’d be checking the neighbors diapers...the cloth kind?...they would work for a ten pounder I think...or is that too weird?...

7/8/2018 1:53:47 PM