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...listening to:

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=john.denver+homegrown+tomatoes&mid=0E1D2E473A100C7031640E1D2E473A100C703164&view=detail&FORM=VIRE&PC=SMSM

There ain't nothin' in the world that I like better
Than bacon n' lettuce n' homegrown tomatoes
Up in the mornin', out in the garden
Get you a ripe one, don't get a hard un

Plant em in the spring, eat em in the summer
All winter without em is a culinary bummer
I forgot all about the sweatin' and the diggin'
Everytime I go out and pick me a big un

You can go out to eat, that's for sure
But there's nothin' a homegrown tomato won't cure
Put em in a salad, put em in a stew
You can make your own very own tomato juice

Eat em with eggs, eat em with gravy
Eat em with beans, pinto or navy
Put em on the side, put em in the middle
Homegrown tomato on a hot cake griddle

If I's to change this life I lead
You'd call me Johnny Tomatoseed
'Cause I know what this country needs
Homegrown tomatoes every yard you see

When I die don't bury me
In a box in a cold dark cemetery
Out in the garden would be much better
'Cause I could get a-pushin' with the homegrown tomatoes

Homegrown tomatoes
What'd life be without homegrown tomatoes
Only two things money cannot buy
That's true love and homegrown tomatoes


Encore! Encore!

Ok-- Veggie Tales Im a Tomato Song:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v7JD9QBOFSQ

12/24/2024 3:28:32 PM

Grittyville, WA

Lyrics:

Come on everybody
Put your hands together!
Hit it guys
One, two, three

I'm a tomato
Yeah, that's what I am
I don't have feet, no
And I don't have hands
'Cause I'm a tomato
And no, I'm not a yam
I'm one hot potato
I'm really great, yeah, a tomato I am

Alright, here we go again
I'm a tomato (clap those hands everybody)
It's plain to see (yeah, just look at me)
I'm red round and ripe, bro
(As a tomato) can be

Oh, you ask if I'm happy with my anatomy
Well, God made me a tomato
You ask if that's great yo, most definitely
Alright, it's time to get on solo

Ah ya, bring that big genie
How are you doing that without hands?
I'm so jealousy
But It's good, it's good
Oh, ya dance, everybody dance

Alright bring it home
Here we go one more time

Hey zoom zam zoom zazo
Haza haza haza woo (sing along everybody)
Scata wawa, wawa, bem bembay woo
Bingo, bingo doo
Clucky, lucky, lucky ducky, woo
Bambo, bambo, bambo
Diggity, digggity, digggity, do
Za booty, booty rooi, dooty
Zaza doo, doo, rooi, digggity, digggity, do
Yeah

Ah, ah I am a tomato, I, I
That's how I'm made yo
I, I, I am a tomato
Most definitely
I, I am a tomato
That's really great yo
I, I am a tomato
A tomato I will be, yeah

12/24/2024 3:33:49 PM

Grittyville, WA

Well, there you have it. Tomato songs are vying for the worst music genre!!! What we need to cement this category as the worst ever... is for Taylor Swift to do a tomato song.

[Last edit: 12/24/24 3:48:03 PM]

12/24/2024 3:37:44 PM

Colorado

So what happens if you play this "music" to your tomato plants?

12/28/2024 12:59:01 AM

Littleton, Colorado

They probably shrink :-)

12/28/2024 3:30:04 PM

Grittyville, WA

'Fat Bottomed Girls' would be a good name for a tomato variety. No Taylor Swift or Lady Gaga... too skinny lol. Thats the stuff the Early Girl tomatoes listen to.

12/29/2024 1:56:55 AM